Dallas

How to explain the strange allure of this 1980s Faulknerian drama? In the words of another of my Dallas-obsessed friends, "if the TV show Dallas were a person, wouldn't you want to make love to them?"

Little puzzles

My dad, trying to open a bottle of milk we just bought at G20: "wow, everything in France is like a little puzzle you have to figure out!"

Me: "Welcome to my life."