The Next Level in 21st Century Dating

"I feel like I'm in so much more of a legitimate relationship, now that we've made friends on a social networking site."

Planet of the Absurd

"...So at the RATP (Parisian Transportation Authority), each department gets an end of the year bonus. Like people who work on weekends get one, people who work evenings, people who did extra hours, people who were injured on the job, etc. There's even a bonus for people who don't get bonuses."