Cecil's Report Card

As I recently got my grades for last semester, my cat's current caregiver (my dad) was inspired to give me his report card for the quarter June-January from his East Coast boarding school. He is progressing nicely:

FELINE ACADEMY, Fall, 2006 Evaluation for Cecil B. Gulpy, affectionately known as Cecil Burper His Greyness

Attendance: A-
Always present in house during the afternoon; one unexcused absence one night.

Cat Flap Mechanics: A
Operates flap efficiently.

Eating Etiquette: C-
Has difficulty discriminating his own bowl from that of other cat.

Hunting 101: F
Cannot locate, let alone capture, bird, mouse or moth. (Note: he has successfully caught one poor woodland creature since his fall report card was issued which will raise his hunting grade for the next marking period).

Human-feline Interrelationships: A
Shows affection to humans, especially to males.

Inter-feline Relationships: C
Tolerates fellow cat, but still evinces occasional pouncing and hissing.

Adaptive Ability: C
Slow to improvise, but reliable in habits.

Toilet Habits: D
Poos in neighbor's yard (editor's note: neighbor thankfully does not read my blog!)

Overall Grade: B
Clearly, an above average cat!